Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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