I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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