I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??