The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs