I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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