I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she peed on how many people?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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