what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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