It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have fence marks all over my body
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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