sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Bring me that man meat
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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