I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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