i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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