sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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