I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
