we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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