I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
it's like iHOP with fire
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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