first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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