school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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