dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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