sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We got so high we made milksteak
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
