You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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