brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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