That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
