I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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