I can tuck mytits in my pants
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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