I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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