the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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