distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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