I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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