I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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