we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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