How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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