i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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