gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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