Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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