Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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