This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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