Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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