People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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