ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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