2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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