what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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