All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
