physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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