on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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