WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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