suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
