Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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