Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.