Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My vagina just recognized that song.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
