im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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