I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza