What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just had sex on a roof
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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