i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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