question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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